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Kid Friendly Jokes

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The Calculating Sheepdog

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

As Told by Larry


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Days of the Week

Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday!

As Told by Fred


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The Squirrels

Did you know the squirrels were looking for you? 

Yep, they think you're nuts!

As Told by Dan


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Horse Joke

Horse walks into a bar. The bar tender looks at him and says: "Why the long face?"

As Told by Tom


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Zero

To the guy who invented zero.

Thanks for nothing.

As Told by Larry


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Koalas

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications.

As Told by Ron


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Magic

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.

As Told by Alan


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Which Witch

Q: Which witch tastes the best?  

A:  The Sandwich. Of course. 

As Told by Tom


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Duck

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

As Told by George


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The French

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.

As Told by Alan


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Airplane Noises

What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.

As Told by Larry


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Flintstones

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do!

As Told by George


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Polly Want a Cracker?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

As Told by Alan