After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday!
Did you know the squirrels were looking for you?
Yep, they think you're nuts!
Horse walks into a bar. The bar tender looks at him and says: "Why the long face?"
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do!