Randomly Selected Comeback
This is why nobody likes you.
Response to a Dumb Comment, Submitted by Tom the Stout
Have a good joke?
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No, you're right, let's do it the dumbest way possible because it is easier for you.
Annoying Work Colleague, Submitted by Anonymous the Macho
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
Just Inferring, Submitted by Anonymous the Macho
If you had a chance to make another guess what would that be?
Response to a Wrong Answer, Submitted by Tom the Stout
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